путаница (putan-itsa) - confusion; mess.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
dear friends, Vladimir Vladimirovich is most delighted to begin his (first) six (count em’, six!) year term.
They say that after some time, dogs start to look like owners. But for these two, it was love at first sight.
Russia is a leader in public health care,with some patients getting treated my the president himself!(just stay real still and keep smiling…)
While the president can suck the spirit out of any life form, he prefers to be season-appropriate. Happy Easter to all!
Mr. Putin is a great inspiration to our nation’s youth.(He let the moon go this time, but could’ve easily reduced it to moon rocks)
We’re not saying Seal Team Six wasn’t there.But we’re not not saying that said team might contain one Vladimir Vladimirych Putin.
We have been developing a technology that allows one to see into the near and distant future. (“Not bad,” says the president, “but I really could’ve just looked in the mirror.”)
товарищи! A preview of the “Putin” level of Russia’s upcoming space tourism programme.
(Vladimir Vladimirovich would like to make clear that he only kills those animals that challenge him directly. Provided is a ‘before’ photograph of the bear in question)
Oh no! Someone has publicly leaked Mr. Putin’s valentine gift to Dmitriy Anatolevich!